good wine is psychoactive. The easiest way to know whether a certain wine is clean and healthy is: does it create a good mood? If you feel happy, it’s ok. If you feel edgy, numb, unsure or even slightly aggressive: don’t drink it. It’ll just give you a hangover.

Needless to say, most natural wines give me a pleasant mood. And most industrial wines lead to a tight feeling in the nose and in the neck after the second glass, make me argumentative, and are likely to provide a hangover.